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Ivan Tchaikovsky, my Russian serial killer

Rummaging through my old computer files, I found this. It's dated 12.13.2010. I am not sure what the fuck I was writing, but I think it might be a character profile for a Sim character I was thinking about creating. Very weird, but I might have to revisit ole' Ivan. He seems like a pretty colorful guy. A real wild card to stir up my Sim suburban wasteland of two car garages and Nuclear families. I am not very creative when it comes to Sim creation. I focus more of house building and decoration.

Have the afternoon off and I am catching up on Ivan Tchaikovsky, my Russian serial killer and criminal mastermind. He spent the first few years of his life in "Mother Russia" before being sent to Kauniainen, Finland at the age of 12 after he was implicated in a string of disappearances in his home town. The evidence was all circumstantial and a case was never fully filed against him, but his parents and the rest of the people in the small village, “just got that vibe” from him. 

 He attended "Evil Boarding School” until the age of 18. He moved to Riverview to start a new life for himself, hoping to start a small fish nursery but that dark evil urge kept boiling up inside of him. He was taught in school that to shun such feelings and repress his desires would only lead to self-destruction and an extreme sense of devitalization .Despite his formal training in the art of the kill, he has yet to actually hurt someone. He did go all George Clooney in "Burn after Reading" and create a creepy basement with a hardware store sex swing, though.

"Yeah you can go on down, it's totally legit"

I don’t know how long his morbid carpentry will keep his sick urges at bay until he finally bursts and decides to do someone in…But it will be soon.